Unmetric employees were offered some snacks. What happens next will make you ROFL.


Ranjani Raghupathi

March 6, 2015 3 min read

Updated on May 2, 2017

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Statistics, numbers, insights, algorithms, machine learning, human tagging – in a company that does some ninja level, world-saving (or so we’d like to think) work, you’d imagine the people to be a set of composed, serious individuals, wouldn’t you? Not even close.

The office houses a bunch of foodies, pranksters, nerds and straight up crazy people. We had some good food up for grabs this week, take a look at how the conversation went. We believe it’s Buzzfeed worthy.


On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:14 AM, Aditi Raghavan <aditi@unmetric.com> wrote:

So, as most of you are aware – there’s 2 bags of chips in my desk drawer and some labneh with zatar and baba ghanoush dip in the refrigerator. 

Pls enjoy….and share (yes you, Ranjani).

I am WFH today.


On Tuesday, March 3, 2015 at 11:17 AM, Vikas Bysani <vikas@unmetric.com> wrote:

The chips have been secured

Over Alpha 1

On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:25 AM, Aditi Raghavan <aditi@unmetric.com> wrote:

Status on Dips. Acknowledge ASAP alpha 1

Over Omega 2.

On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:32 AM, Vikas Bysani <vikas@unmetric.com> wrote:

The dips are at optimum temperature located in the fridge

Contents will be distributed at 1500 hours

Operation “Chips and Dips” was a success

Over Alpha 1

On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:37 AM, Martin Daniel <martin@unmetric.com> wrote:

A predator found lurking near the fridge.

Contents might be compromised and distributed well before 1500 hours.

Over Beta 3


On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:39 AM, Peter Claridge <peter@unmetric.com> wrote:

Mmmhmm! I love the smell of cooked baba ghanoush dip in the morning.


On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:42 AM, Peter Claridge <peter@unmetric.com> wrote:

Hornets in the nest, repeat hornets in the nest. We have a broken arrow!

On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:43 AM, Ram Kanda <ram@unmetric.com> wrote:

Mayday mayday!

I’m hit and running late. Secure the package and hold it till 1500.


Kappa 0

On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:44 AM, Aditi Raghavan <aditi@unmetric.com> wrote:

Beta 3. Request elimination of lurker.

Over Omega 2.

On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:45 AM, Vikas Bysani <vikas@unmetric.com> wrote:

mission has been compromised.

Predator has stolen the contents from the cooling facility. Predator small and highly mobile.

Defenses are down

Need backup

Over Alpha 1


On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:46 AM, Ranjani Raghupathi <ranjani@unmetric.com> wrote:

You bunch of nerds. I’m eating the dip even if I don’t get the chips.


On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:50 AM, Aditi Raghavan <aditi@unmetric.com> wrote:


Over and Out Omega 2.

What can I say, it was just another regular day in the Unmetric office.

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