Unmetric employees were offered some snacks. What happens next will make you ROFL.

Ranjani Raghupathi
March 6, 2015 • 3 min read
Updated on May 2, 2017
Statistics, numbers, insights, algorithms, machine learning, human tagging – in a company that does some ninja level, world-saving (or so we’d like to think) work, you’d imagine the people to be a set of composed, serious individuals, wouldn’t you? Not even close.
The office houses a bunch of foodies, pranksters, nerds and straight up crazy people. We had some good food up for grabs this week, take a look at how the conversation went. We believe it’s Buzzfeed worthy.
So, as most of you are aware – there’s 2 bags of chips in my desk drawer and some labneh with zatar and baba ghanoush dip in the refrigerator.
Pls enjoy….and share (yes you, Ranjani).
I am WFH today.
Aditi
On Tuesday, March 3, 2015 at 11:17 AM, Vikas Bysani <vikas@unmetric.com> wrote:
The chips have been secured
Over Alpha 1
On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:25 AM, Aditi Raghavan <aditi@unmetric.com> wrote:
Status on Dips. Acknowledge ASAP alpha 1
Over Omega 2.
On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:32 AM, Vikas Bysani <vikas@unmetric.com> wrote:
The dips are at optimum temperature located in the fridge
Contents will be distributed at 1500 hours
Operation “Chips and Dips” was a success
Over Alpha 1
On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:37 AM, Martin Daniel <martin@unmetric.com> wrote:
A predator found lurking near the fridge.
Contents might be compromised and distributed well before 1500 hours.
Over Beta 3
On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:39 AM, Peter Claridge <peter@unmetric.com> wrote:
Mmmhmm! I love the smell of cooked baba ghanoush dip in the morning.
#tooeasy
On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:42 AM, Peter Claridge <peter@unmetric.com> wrote:
Hornets in the nest, repeat hornets in the nest. We have a broken arrow!
On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:43 AM, Ram Kanda <ram@unmetric.com> wrote:
Mayday mayday!
I’m hit and running late. Secure the package and hold it till 1500.
Over.
Kappa 0
On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:44 AM, Aditi Raghavan <aditi@unmetric.com> wrote:
Beta 3. Request elimination of lurker.
Over Omega 2.
On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:45 AM, Vikas Bysani <vikas@unmetric.com> wrote:
mission has been compromised.
Predator has stolen the contents from the cooling facility. Predator small and highly mobile.
Defenses are down
Need backup
Over Alpha 1
On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:46 AM, Ranjani Raghupathi <ranjani@unmetric.com> wrote:
You bunch of nerds. I’m eating the dip even if I don’t get the chips.
On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:50 AM, Aditi Raghavan <aditi@unmetric.com> wrote:
*facepalm*
Over and Out Omega 2.
What can I say, it was just another regular day in the Unmetric office.
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